Saturday, December 27, 2003

Just in the nick o’ time…

...for the Dumbass of Year award…

A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him.

What did I tell ya…

Back on December 23rd, I had a post about the recent mad cow discovery up in Washington State.

I have no doubt that those sneaky Canadians have something to do with this...and that the usual suspects are about to go apoplectic.

Slightly tongue in cheek I admit. But now, and permit me to jump to Drudge-esque conclusions, that may hold some water.

The Holstein infected with mad cow disease in Washington state was imported into the United States from Canada about two years ago, federal investigators tentatively concluded Saturday.

Figures. Whether it’s mad cow bovine or letting terrorists come and go as they please, ah Canada.