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Tuesday, April 20, 2004


An interesting question

What if...?

Those two words have already notified you that you are going to have to widen your horizons a little bit, to think about things you might not have yet contemplated, or to react to concepts outside your realm of experience.

They are the favorite words for speculative-fiction authors (the ones we use to call “sci-fi” - but with new technological advances coming faster than authors can dream up new ones, “speculative fiction”, or “spec-fic” is the newer term. Or so I’m told.), and no reason to question why.

Authors like to use that phrase to determine where a story is going to go, and to invite the reader to follow along - or, if he is writing a mystery/thriller, to race him to the finish.


Posted by Drumwaster at 06:03 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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I think it is time for a fisking…..

...of John Kerry.  Please, click below and read on.


Posted by John Cross at 12:54 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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Feeling Frothy

First, saw this BRILLIANT cartoon over at Right-Thinking. Then, I felt like investigating the porker’s site, since I’ve not done that in a while.

Few things struck me:

1) He still has his obviously doctored photo from his recent book right at the top of his site. Has anyone seen this man recently? Is he just B.S.’ing people with that photo? Nice picture from the Oscars btw Mike, you don’t look the least bit unflattering there. Trust me.

2) Scroll down and you find the American Deaths in Iraq counter, with info provided by Antiwar.com. And not too far below that, you have something called Recruit the Chickenhawks! You know, people like Michael Moore sit around and spew out their bullshit sympathy for troops and then pull this Chickenhawk crap. Calling insurgents in Fallujah minutemen and saying they’ll win is at the very least, despicable and revolting.

We need reinforcements bad—and the Chickenhawks are our fierce and secret Freedom Fighting Force. The Army is sure to make an exception for them!

Can you even imagine? From across the desert sands there’s a rumble and out of the dust emerges a daunting sight: Rush “Anal Cyst” Limbaugh, Bill “No-Spin” O’Reilly, Don “Foot-in-Mouth” Rumsfeld, Dick “Dick” Cheney, and George “Flight Suit” Bush!

Just like the trollop from yesterday, what exactly does this man do that’s funny anymore? Or that’s even accurate?

Is this man worth being worked up over? Does this corn-fed man cow ever apologize for his rancid brand of free speech? It’s funny, like most Commie-Nazis, they sit around in this country and bitch about people’s rights being taken away or how the Bushies are coming to get people...and yet, he’s still around. Funny how that works, hey Mike? You can spout off about anything you’d like and you’re still here. Your fat tongue hasn’t been removed. You haven’t been thrown into some torture chamber or some federal prison where you’d no doubt been viciously anal-raped by the rabid hoards of criminal elements you most likely admire. Nope, nothing.

Well, no need to be worked up over this man-walrus. But I do curse the scientist who tried to create an un-holy creature by combining Lenin’s DNA with some walrus. What the hell was that guy thinking? Could it have been his dream to produced Michigan Fats? I shudder to think…

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