OK.  Let’s just say that I am a fan of Michael Moore (as in, eating more, weighing more, etc.) To match up with his belief system, I would need to believe the following:

1.  The voting in Florida was meaningless, and the recounts that showed, again and again, that Bush still won the popular vote were all fixed by the Republicans and the Supreme Court.  Also, the discounting of all the military absentee ballots was the right thing to do, even though the 20 or 30 ballots that were disputed because of race was wrong.  Add to that the fact that Jeb Bush made sure that the electoral votes went to my brother, even though he recused himself the day after the election.  In addition to all of that, Article II of the COTUS was broken because the United States Congress didn’t intervene when the SCOTUS told the Florida Supreme Court that there was an Equal Protection problem with counting only some of the ballots.  Lastly, only the ballots in heavily Democratic counties needed to be recounted, as there were no errors in the western Panhandle region, where many of the mostly Republican voters decided not to vote because major media called Florida for Gore before the voting was over.

2.  Bush was the most unpopular President ever, barraged with riots during his Inaguration...riots representing all of outraged America.  He was a total failure at governing, passing only a tax cut that favored the rich.  The poor paid for this tax cut.  Then, after losing the Senate because of his desire to soak the poor, he left Washington to set up 9-11. 

3.  Bush is so idiotic that he staged 9-11, got the bin Ladins out of the country, sat and waited while the WTC burned, then immediately ordered the invasion of Iraq.  However, the attacks on the WTC weren’t that important...it was all part of Bush’s plan to enrich Halliburton by giving them billion-dollar reconstruction contracts and build a pipeline across Afghanistan (note the date...Bush is not only an idiot...he’s clairvoyant!)

4.  Bush personally killed 860 soldiers and purposefully bombed civilians, civilians that were having a peaceful life under a just government.  They don’t want us there, nor does the military believe in the cause(read the WHOLE thing, not just the spin, which was parroted by the Weekly World Socialist News). 

5.  Bush personally ordered soldiers to abuse the innocent Iraqis that were at the military prison, and the innocents at Guantanimo Bay. 

6.  Bush is Hitler. 

You have to, in short, suspend reality and the presence of actual fact to believe like Moore does.  You have to reject capitalism, embrace socialism, and mistrust everything related to the present Administration, to the point of paranoia, to believe all of the above points. 

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