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Saturday, July 31, 2004


Found in my mailbox, Chapter 12

From Loyal Reader Darren comes this suggestion on the display of political support:

“If you support the policies and character that our current president, George W. Bush, stands for, please drive with your headlights on during the day this coming Sunday.

If you support John Kerry, please drive with your headlights off at night.”

Heh.

Posted by Drumwaster at 04:50 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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What would John Kerry be doing …

... if he weren’t a Senator running for President?

Allah has an idea.

Drink warning in effect…

Posted by Drumwaster at 03:31 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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Lurch Fumbles Already

If this is any indication of how the Kerry campaign has stumbled out of the proverbial blocks, Bush should not have any problem come November.

Forget the Michael Moore/Kerry convention platitudes, you democrats have disrespected military folks for lord know how long. Don’t assume the handful you find who have a grudge against Bush or Rumsfeld will translate into any great numbers this election.

And has been pointed out, how can any Marine take a man who came back from Vietnam and basically calls his fellow soldiers he served with war criminals…

Posted by Drumwaster at 08:59 AM | (0) Trackbacks
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Friday, July 30, 2004


FCC violation alert

I wonder how much the DNC is going to be fined for this little episode as John Kerry’s acceptance speech ended.

DNC Convention Director Don Mischer:

‘Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don’t see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.

‘No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What’s happening to the balloons? We need more balloons.

‘We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What’s happening balloons? There’s not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There’s nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons’…

(Emphasis added.)

And does the profanity fine (assuming there is going to be one) come out of Kerry’s $75 million campaign fund?

(Found at the Drudge Report.)

Posted by Drumwaster at 03:27 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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Damn Hippies call for action

Ben and Jerry apparently want the United States to intervene in the Sudan.

Human rights groups estimate 15,000-30,000 civilians have been killed and more than one million people have been left homeless by the civil war in Sudan.

Oh well, too bad these high-fat dairy mongers don’t feel the same about the Hundreds of THOUSANDS of Iraqis that were tortured and killed by Saddam.

Posted by Drumwaster at 04:26 AM | (0) Trackbacks
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Thursday, July 29, 2004


Predictions

I just read John Kerry’s speech.  He gives no specifics on what he wants to do.  It’s standard “I was in Vietnam..” Dem campaign boilerplate.  Here’s some predictions:

Andrew Sullivan will note this quote:  “I want to address these next words directly to President George W. Bush: In the weeks ahead, let’s be optimists, not just opponents. Let’s build unity in the American family, not angry division. Let’s honor this nation’s diversity; let’s respect one another; and let’s never misuse for political purposes the most precious document in American history, the Constitution of the United States.” That’s the closest JFK came to mentioning gay marriage, and AS will quote this part.  It’s proof that the Dems are fearful that they are on the wrong side of that issue. 

The blogsphere will not like this speech (with the possible exception of Sullivan and KOS-ite sites, like DU and the rest of that ilk). 

We won’t hear about Sandy Berger until next Monday. 

Kerry’s bounce will be less than 10 points. 

OH..one thing...anyone note the donkey at the top of Sullivan’s site?  Will he have an elephant up there during the Republican Convention? 

Kayie Couric will open with “Help is on the Way” tomorrow morning, while the rest of the big media will claim that Kerry “did what he needed to so.”

OK.  Comment freely.

Posted by John Cross at 07:29 PM | (4) Trackbacks
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Don’t Believe Them, Don’t Trust Them

Instapundit points to a damning piece from Kerry’s speech, that is probably being hailed as genius no doubt.

Let there be no mistake: I will never hesitate to use force when it is required. Any attack will be met with a swift and certain response. I will never give any nation or international institution a veto over our national security. And I will build a stronger American military.

Typical glop, coming from the smoking gun crowd. Does Kerry want an attack to happen? And only then then he would respond? Is that what he’s saying?

I’m sorry, that simply is unacceptable and complete nonsense coming from a party whose witless idea of foreign policy emboldened terrorists. I cannot conceive of what a Kerry Presidency would do. Grovel to the UN perhaps? Kiss the feet of France and Germany?

Posted by Drumwaster at 07:08 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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It’s been a while, but…

Here’s a new quiz for you, courtesy of Manda’s site. (Note for Manda: Don’t let the ex get you down, kiddo, he’s not worth the ulcer...)


Posted by Drumwaster at 05:30 PM | (1) Trackbacks
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John Kerry on… John Kerry

There is no better way to understand a candidate’s positions on the issues than by listening to what he says about that issue. Forget the talking heads, forget the “political analysts”, forget the spin doctors, let’s just listen to the candidate himself, and learn what he thinksa and believes and feels about the major issues that affect us in our daily lives.

John Hawkins has put together a list of Kerry quotes which explain, in excruciating (and amusing) detail, precisely where Kerry lies (ahem) on the spectrum of opinions for any given issue.

Go and read. And you Kerry supporters out there, remember that he is now your official Great White Hope (TM).

Posted by Drumwaster at 05:16 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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Defeating Terrorism

Sometimes things just fisk themselves.

From the 2004 Democratic Party Platform:

Defeating Terrorism

Today, the Bush Administration is waging a war against a global terrorist movement committed to our destruction with insufficient understanding of our enemy

He understands the enemy quite well, they hate us.

or effort to address the underlying factors that can give rise to new recruits

i.e. Our strong support for the only democracy currently in the Middle East, Israel.

Despite his tough talk, President Bush’s actions against terrorism have fallen far short

The Taliban toppled, Saddam Hussein rotting in a prison cell.  Yeah, the President is nothing but tough talk.

He still has no comprehensive strategy for victory

Begs the question, do the Democrats?  Outside of platitudes and nonsense?

After allowing bin Laden to escape from our grasp at Tora Bora, he diverted crucial resources from the effort to destroy al Qaeda in Afghanistan

Flypaper, al-Qaeda is now being crushed in Iraq.  Same region, just a different zip code.

His doctrine of unilateral preemption has driven away our allies

Read that as, france and Germany.  Also, I mentioned in an eariler post that the Democrats would return to the “unilateral” canard, despite all the attendant evidence to the contrary.  No I never get tired of being right.

and cost us the support of other nations

China, Russia, Syria…
Posted by Kevin at 12:58 PM | (0) Trackbacks
Category: War on Terrorism |

Only in…..

Heh.

Drink warning in effect.

Any ruined keyboards/monitors are your own damned fault…

Posted by Drumwaster at 12:16 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004


Real time thoughts on the Dems

I keep hearing the Dems at their convention returning to the same general themes over and over, and I have to wonder what they have imbibed to so seriously suffer from the lapses of memory…

We must join with our allies to fight terrorism

Really? I have two questions:

1) Who else do we need before you say that we have enough allies in this fight? (Be specific)
2) What would you say/do to get them to join the fight? (Again, be specific)


Posted by Drumwaster at 06:47 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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I….can’t….help it….

Andrew Sullivan fisking. 

If you can take it, click below. 

Suffer with me.  Please.  Friends do that.


Posted by John Cross at 03:42 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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Chris Muir is (again) a genius

Heh. Hehheh. Bwahahahahahahah!

Go read.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. If you aren’t reading this every day, you’re missing out on some seriously funny stuff. Let your local papers know, and maybe they can get that syndication deal they so richly deserve.

Posted by Drumwaster at 02:03 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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From The Email Files

Something my spamcatcher didn’t catch.

Dear Kevin,

Well least they got my name right.

Would you like to get out of debt?

Boy would I!  Course I’m not really in debt anymore, outside of $150.00 remaining on my Visa from a trip I took back in May.

Then we have the solution!

Waits like an expectant father from the 50’s.

How would you like to have an unsecured Mastercard with a $25,000 credit limit?

Uh, no thanks I already have one of those.

Posted by Kevin at 01:05 PM | (0) Trackbacks
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