Tuesday, August 17, 2004
A “more sensitive” War on Terror
Thanks to Wild Bill, I found ten suggestions that would help *spit* John Kerry *spit* run a more “sensitive” War on Terror.
Some of them are just too precious…
9. Use softer bullets. Metal bullets hurt the terrorists, and that makes them hate us more.
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5. Gently but firmly remind the terrorists that he was in Vietnam for four months thirty-five years ago. They won’t dare pull anything then.
RTWT.
Mega-oops
Some of Kerry’s attackers have pointed out that John Kerry has been a hypocrite in attacking Bush on intelligence matters, because John Kerry has missed a huge percentage of meetings of the Senate Intelligence Committee.
In response, Kerry’s campaign has apparently released a statement to counter this accusation, saying that not only did Kerry actually attend more “closed” meetings that is presently claimed (while simultaneously refusing to authorize Senator Roberts (R-KS) to release attandance records of the “closed” meetings), he was actually the Vice-Chair of the Committee.
Oops.
The problem is that it wasn’t John Kerry who was the Vice-Chair of the Committee, it was Bob Kerr(e)y, the former Democratic Senator from Nebraska and winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor.
And these are the people that want him to win…
This is for American drivers
If you’re not from the United States (or from a country with similar driving laws), you can safely skip this one…
Yes, He is Still Alive
Sorry for the disappearance guys, but something ran into me.
I’ll get back to regular posting when I can think clearly.