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Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Schadenfraude
Roughly translated, it means “taking joy in another’s misery”. It describes what I’m feeling pretty effectively, because I have been proven not only accurate, but right.
Lemmetellya, being “right” is a whole lot more fun.
To be accurate, I missed with the Electoral Vote count, because the 80EV margin would have to be right about 309-229, and Bush only got 286 to Kerry’s 252 (assuming that Bush wins Iowa - official results are still pending, with Bush ahead by about 1% with 99% of the precincts counted).
Nevertheless, I am gleeful in the alleged suffering of such asshats as:
- George Soros, who funneled HUGE amounts of money into the Democratic Party, numerous 527 groups, and Air America, in an attempt to buy an American Presidency.
- Michael Moore, who is going to have four more years trying to come up with some semblance of a reasonable conspiracy theory explaining why a proven majority of America still supports the man he so hates. (Difficulty: no mention of Diebolt)
- Robert Redford, who has “threatened” to flee the country and move to Ireland if Bush won. Hey, Sundance! Need any help packing? You want I should call a cab for ya? Can we persuade you to take Alec Baldwin and Babs Streisand with you? (I’m guessing Ed Asner would be asking a bit much. Besides, Ed might prefer Cuba.)
- Speaking of which, I wonder how many of those dillweeds over at DU are going to “flee” to Canada. I’m reminded of a Bible verse from my childhood. “The wicked flee when no man pursueth” (Proverbs 28:1a) One last word of advice to those asshats: “Bundle up really warm when the ground turns white, and don’t eat the yellow snow.”
- John F. Kerry, who still needs to come to some level of closure with the Vietnam Veterans he spent so many years disparaging. Put another way, Kerry spoke more admiringly of the Communist leadership of North Vietnam than he did of those men who went on every single one of those patrols in ‘Nam. He has yet to apologize for those words, or to tell us what the truth actually was.
- Tom Daschle, whose eligibility to run for office as Senator for South Dakota was being called into question, since Daschle moved his “principal residence” to a posh DC suburb, rather than the State he was being paid to represent (something about a tax write-off, but let’s not worry about that bit* where Senators have to actually reside in the State they represent, okay?). But the citizens preferred someone who wasn’t quite such an annoyance to the man they wanted in the White House. Tommy managed to be the first Majority/Minority Leader to lose a re-election bid.
- Bill Clinton, who might have stood a chance at being the first American to be elected Secretary-General of the United Nations, if Kerry were in the Oval Office. As it is, he will become another Jimmy Carter, a former Democratic President (with a piss-poor record) from a southern State. Worse news, he doesn’t know how to build a house.
- Hillary Clinton, who will have to run for re-election, and win, with a popular President who will be pushing hard for her defeat. If she wins, it will be because New Yorkers are gullible enough to remember that they will have her in office for only about a year (out of the six) before she announces her bid in the run-up to ‘08. (A scary alternative, she wins re-election in New York, waits for a Dem in the White House again, and tries to wrangle for a Supreme Court appointment.)
I may not be laughing out loud, and shouting things like, “IN YOUR FACE, John-John!!” - at least, not now - but I can take a quiet pleasure from knowing that their dreams are thoroughly shattered, requiring a complete redrafting around the current reality of a Bush second term.
Schadenfraude. The word just ... fits.
* - US Const., Art. 1, Sect. 3, Para. 3 - ”No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.”
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Looks like Drumwaster had a HUGE day…
On the 3rd....was it the biggest day yet, Drummie? Let me know. I’m curious how the election-blog did. Thanks for all the readers and the comments. Special thanks to the Captain at Captains Quarters, who swapped e-mails with me in the wee-hours.
Of course, there are some things we need to remember:
--Michael Moore
--Protests against the War on Terror, and the War in Iraq
--UN Oil for Food bribery and corruption, and the related refusals of France, Germany, China, and Russia to help oust Saddam.
--MoveOn.org, Win Without War, the WWP, and the other socialist, anti-American groups that sponsored the huge protests.
--Congressmen/women/Senators who saw the same intelligence info the President did, supported him, then tried to ruin him.
--Richard Clarke, and every other post-Clintonian political hack that had a bone to pick for being released/fired/not worshipped.
--Tax-and-Spenders bitching about the deficit and economy.
--George Soros
--The two dozen or so Hollywood stars that said that they hated Bush, that he lied, and that he was a Nazi.
--Ted Rall, and his excrement-on-paper
--Andrew Sullivan’s turn against the President and his will to protect the rights of the States to decide on Gay Marriage
--Kos, Atrios, and whatever names/faces on the Blogsphere’s Left that spread hate, lies, and contempt for an honest, determined President.
--ANYONE who Photo-shopped Bush’s face into a picture of 1942 Germany, or into someone’s ass, or onto someones pecker, or who wished for his death, demise, or injury.
We go forth from here with a slate that must be clean....that is clear, at least to me. However, forgetting all the sewage and hatred that passed from the above-listed people and organizations is not sensical. Remember what they did, and recognize that they were given a pass by the MSM. That will entice them into doing the same things again.
Don’t forget. Forgive? That’s a nice thing to do, but forgetting would be stupid.
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The Hell with That…
Bush won, Kerry lost. One, two, three.
That being said, I’m not going to start this conciliatory, kumbaya, let’s all get along nonsense with the donkeys.
The Democratic party(and all it’s support structures) as it stands now, is filled with the most repugnant scum in this country right now. Their efforts to retake the White House failed and their miserable and loathsome outlook for this country is vile.
They’ve done NOTHING of value or substance in the past four years except rant and rave against George W. Bush. Guess what donkeys...you lost! Big time.
You got spanked by a President you considered a dullard. You lost your Senate Minority Leader. You did not gain control of the House or Senate. And now you’re left whimpering, with your dribbling bowels all flummoxed, pondering the future of your movement.
Tough titty I say. You assclowns think we’re going to forget BUSH=HITLER just like that? Do you think we’re going to forgive Michael Moore and George Soros for trying hijack this country? Think again cretinous donkey felchers.
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The Race Has Ended
Kerry Concedes:
WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush won four more years in the White House on Wednesday, pocketing a public concession from Democrat John Kerry that closed out a loud and long campaign fought over the war on terror and the economy.
“We cannot win this election,” the Massachusetts senator said in an emotional campaign farewell.
Senator Kerry, thank you for having the class and intelligence to not take this country on a repeat trip of the 2000 election aftermath. And for doing the right thing. Thank you.
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Yawn….
Sorry, but I’m just exhausted, and hurting so much I can’t really sleep.
Anyhow, while many of the networks are operating in an excess of caution, refusing to claim that one state or other has yet to be decided, despite there being no mathematical way that Kerry can pull out enough votes unless he won every single one of the votes remaining to be counted, the issue is no longer in any doubt.
I will also admit that I was wrong about one thing - I thought Steve would be able to pull Michigan out for Bush, giving him the 300 EVs I predicted back on the 19th. But the popular vote majority, a clear victory in almost every state, plus the sweet, sweet victory over Tom Daschle in the Senate by Senator-Elect Thune, makes me a very happy blogger this morning.
I had just over 620 voters processed, plus the estimated 25-30% mailed-in absentee votes, out of a precinct of about 1500, and I had heard that they were estimating a turnout of about 80% in Los Angeles, with waiting times measured in hours.
Long hours, but a happy result, and I am extraordinarily glad. Too pooped to pop, though, and I appreciate John doing the live-blogging.
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Morning with the DU
Some choice posts:
**I cannot believe this country is actually going for this. I am still in shock. When I woke up I could hear the somber voices on the news so I knew it wasn’t over. The fact that they’re saying *shrub actually is winning the popular vote doesn’t give me any warm fuzzies for where this country is headed.
**We’re all doomed. If we’re all not in “re-education” camps by March it’ll be a miracle.
**There is absolutely no other way to describe it. I was so upbeat yesterday, completely confident that this America was disgusted with the lies, the fascism and the despicable rule of these neocons. How could I be so completely wrong? I have been questioning for hours on end, “how could my fellow Americans do this”? I do not understand this and I don’t think I ever will.
**leading a large number of ill-educated who enjoy simple answers for their simple minds.
Those in control seek only more money (more) power, and opportunity for their priviledged class.
The ignorant, are only ignorant. Please forgive them, they know not what they do.
Some of the posts are hysterical...."Democracy has failed in the United States”...etc.
Obviously, we’re all ignorant morons for voting the way we did. Hell, if we didn’t vote for Kerry, according to the DU, we’re too stupid for our own good. Pathetic. What a bunch of little babies…
It Is Now Official…
Tom Daschle goes down in defeat to John Thune.
Bye, Tom! And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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