Friday, March 04, 2005
You gotta see this
Manda brings us something that is sure to bring a smile.
(C’mon, admit it… you grinned, didn’t you?)
Round the Reader, Day 4
Today is Beth’s turn, and she’s got quite a collection, from Martha Stewart to Terri Schiavo. Go and peruse.
I’m only a part-time asshole
The ‘nuclear option’
Ever wondered what politicians and talking heads mean when they are talking about the “nuclear option”, yet they’re talking about the Senate, rather than North Korea or Iran?
The first time I heard it, I thought “Nuke the Senate? Isn’t that illegal?”
Then I listened for a little while and it started to make a little sense, even though everybody seemed horrified at the very thought.
However, John Hawkins, writing as eloquently as he always does, put the reasons for such an action into words, and urges the Senate Republicans to pull the trigger.
I agree. What have we got to lose?
Offensive jokes
If you suffer from a complete lack of sense of humor, or are easily offended, you shouldn’t bother clicking on this link.
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton.
And just to show that they are equal opportunity offenders…
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, “Honey, can I have a quickie?” The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women’s rights and storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, “George, its pronounced ‘quiche’.”
Heh.
UPDATE: From the same page…
A bumper sticker for BOTH political parties.
The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State:“RUN HILLARY RUN”
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.
Heheh.