Saturday, May 28, 2005

Irony, thy religion is Muslim

I just heard reports of large groups of Muslims in the Middle East (the location was nonspecific) who were protesting the (since debunked) reports that a Koran was allegedly desecrating it by flushing it down a toilet.

According to the report, they “waved copies of the Koran in the air, burned American flags, and demanded an apology from the United States”.

Excuse me? The original story was not only retracted by Newsweak, the detainee (who had been their alleged source of the accusatory FBI statement that gave Newsweak its first taste of blood) denied he had ever seen or heard anything like that. Get that? The story was false!! Start to finish, it was all bullshit.

“Oh, but with all of the reports of abuse at Abu Ghraib, it could have been true!” Man, the Libtards (and other enemies of America) sure do lurve that “fake but accurate” meme, don’t they?

But that’s not the ironic part. The ironic part is that they are all going apeshit (while waving copies of the Koran - which means they could, you know, make more) and BURNING AMERICAN FLAGS, while (get this part) “demanding an apology from the United States”.

Completely ignore the fact that Saddam desecrated the Koran in the most despicable manner possible, by writing it in blood. Simply forget that Muslims used pages of the Bible as toilet paper while they were occupying one of the most sacred spots in all of Judeo-Christiandom (the Church of the Nativity - built where Jesus was reportedly born). Let it pass from your mind that the story was utterly false. Pay no attention to their actions of burning our flag.

We need to apologize to them.

Sure, guys, I’m sure we’ll be happy to. Just grab all of your friends, group together all in one place (as close together as you can), and tell me your specific latitude/longitude coordinates. Your apology should take about an hour to reprogram, and not more than about 45 minutes from launch to impac… uhm… broadcast!