Friday, July 03, 2009

And if you weren’t just two steps up

from a dancing monkey, Gwynnie-poo, your opinion might be worthy of taking more seriously. The next time this country you hate so much gives you lots of money to stand in front of a technology you could never understand, making faces on cue and mouthing words written by men and women much smarter than you, you should really hand it back. Since it comes from such a shithole country, y’know.

While you’re living it up in Spain, remember that you actually have to appear before a consular officer to renounce that citizenship. You can’t do it through the mail…

Great quote from that link: “At this point, Paltrow should just drive through Manhattan in an M41 with Putin and Ahmadinejad while waving a North Korean flag. You know, just so people won’t get the wrong idea.”