Saturday, August 16, 2008

Another One Of My Dumb Theories

How do I keep coming up with these things?

I noticed that a lot of pretty women these days do not think they’re pretty because they don’t weight 65 pounds, or resemble a 14 year old boy. Here’s the sad thing about being a single guy: when women aren’t happy with their appearance, they aren’t going to go out on a date with you. Even if you turn up the charm and try to make her feel good, the peer pressure from the media and their ilk will tear the self esteem out of the woman. In other words, you can be as Rico Suave as you want, but it’s not going to go work.

I blame the media. Allow me to explain. If you look at the so-called supermodels and superhot chicks in magazine and on TV, they’re all thin, they have no boobs, they have no butts, and they look like 14 year old boys. I believe that is the new trend because the fashion and media industry is run by gay men who think 14 year old boys are hot.

So here is my note to women: You’re beautiful. Don’t listen to the media. If you have curves and some shape, that’s what guys are looking for. Straight men don’t want a women who looks like a 14 year old boy. That’s disgusting. We want hot women with features.

That’s my public service announcement of the day. Thank you, media, for screwing up everything once again.